The kiddie pool will fall silent and dank. A useless and dangerous pit, into which small children and new users are likely to be fall and be injured.
What a shock to get to the once more functional Great Orange Satan, and find our Beloved Snark-fester has written a GBCWTTFN! (h/t Ray Radlein, quibbler)
Fellow our farkin' BiPM, kos!
Update at bottom of diary......